I walked you through my process

by Phatnoir

25 Comments

  1. Sliderisk

    You got some great ideas but I’d make like two changes. I would cash in my cheese-it budget to get ham-off-the-bone from the deli counter. Think easter ham, but $9/lb at any deli instead of bar-s from wherever.

    Also I will mix mayo and mustard all day but 1000 island and mustard is too much sweet and sour at once.

    That’s it, everything else rocks.

  2. Dear_Bumblebee_1986

    This should be a new sub that shows insane drunken sandwiches being built pic by pic.

    Each ingredient and cooking method.

  3. whineyinternetkid

    I am about it. Its like the next to the pool, Capri sun, sandwich brought to its peak. I also add regular chips on so many cold cut sandwiches tho still.

  4. brownishgirl

    You walked us through an epic tale, with no fucking hero at the end. This is a sad, Misuse of cheese.

  5. Ok-Positive-5644

    Solid if you haven’t eaten the whole day and u drunk.

  6. p3drodamus

    Toast the bread and melt the cheese and this thing isn’t as sleazy. But im still down either way.

  7. Thrashtilldeath67

    I’m on a diet and this looks so fucking good ngl

  8. If that was toasted or melted up on a pan it would be insane guaranteed

  9. MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

    I have found my brother from another mother lol. I don’t drink, but I put Cheez Its on just about every thing. Fwiw Pepper Jack Cheez Its smashed up in Chik Fil A mac n cheese is delicious

  10. Fabulous_Hand2314

    “yeah whatever, I bet this dude’s not even drunk. they always say that”

    Sees image gallery…

    *white bread … -2 points
    *untoasted bread … -2 points
    *Ken’s thousand island … this isn’t a ruben… fine
    *the shameful pic of the cheeze-its bag on its last 15 crackers after an undeniable amount of nights documenting similar godless atrocities only to delete the sandwich pics in the morning.
    *now you’re adding chips too?
    *ahhh now he’s finally gonna add some meat. ooohh ham, I love that! wait, did he just buy some cheap ass BAR-S meat? -12 points.
    *I bet he’s not even really drunk
    *look at all the mustard on top of the bread and plate. look at this mushed bread. surely this man was drunk!